The Prime 10 Dorks Of 2020

Most of the video games we performed this yr had been stuffed with nice tales and compelling characters. However we additionally noticed our fair proportion of goofy-looking, embarrassed chowderheads. Whether or not lovable or loath-able, listed here are a few of our favourite dorks of 2020.

10

Ares

Immortals Fenyx Rising

Eons in the past, Zeus imprisoned Typhon below a mountain. Naturally, when the monstrous large escaped, he had a bone to choose with the Greek gods. As a joke, Typhon turned the deities into a wide range of ineffective creatures, however the joke was on Typhon as a result of Ares was ineffective even earlier than he was reworked right into a rooster. As a god, Ares was a prideful hothead who didn’t perceive his place within the pecking order. After you restore his essence, he rapidly reverts to his previous methods. We most well-liked this birdbrain when he was an precise chicken. A minimum of then he was solely a bottle of sizzling sauce away from turning into Buffalo wings.

9

Dissentor

Fuser

Everybody in Harmonix’s musical mashup is a complete buffoon, so we thought it will be arduous to choose only one standout loser. Then we met this smug wealthy child with daddy points whose title makes him sound like a 12th-generation Decepticon. Dissentor makes each different DJ in Fuser appear to be Han Solo. Critically, this man is just like the antimatter of cool; if he simply bumped right into a leather-based jacket, they’d in all probability annihilate one another. Does Dissentor suppose that masks is trendy, or is he simply attempting to cover from the disgrace he feels each time he appears within the mirror?

8

Gulliver

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Gulliver is a seagull who wakes up on the seaside sooner or later after what was doubtless a club-soda bender. Positive, he’s acquired a pun-tastic title, however he principally coerces you into discovering the lacking elements of his damaged communicator so he can contact his “lacking” crew. Nevertheless, the additional you get into his story the extra it looks as if his crew may not likely exist. Hey Gulliver, we’d be completely satisfied to introduce you to some of our buddies, however sadly, all of them dwell in Canada. Sure, they’re actual! We simply don’t have any images … as a result of, uh … as a result of they’re invisible folks.

7

Dusa

Hades

Positive, Dusa has a face that would make onions cry, however she’s nonetheless endearing. Because the maid for Home Hades, this disembodied Gorgon’s head retains the whole lot clear. Dusa stands head and shoulders above Home Hades’ total workers. She has a barely annoying, high-pitched voice and a bent to bolt each time you are taking a step towards her, however these qualities solely make us wish to get to know her higher. Now we have so many questions. For instance, what does she feed her hair? Stay rodents? We’d like to ask her, however for somebody with out toes, she certain runs quick.

6

Kenji

Ghost of Tsushima

Kenji is such a multitude he is like a strolling blooper reel. Each time Jin encounters Kenji, he finally ends up pulling Kenji out of a fireplace he greater than doubtless lit himself. Whether or not it is smuggling sake previous Mongol invaders, promoting pretend provides to raiding events, or stealing the belongings of the nation’s fiercest ronin warriors, Kenji is all the time scheming up the improper tree. Possibly you’ve heard of face blindness? Effectively, Kenji has bad-idea blindness. If a plan sounds prefer it’s going to fail, that’s in all probability as a result of it’s popping out of Kenji’s mouth.

5

The Battletoads

Battletoads

Each character from the Battletoads revival is a complete dork; it’s arduous to choose only one … so we received’t. These two (or had been there three of them?) rad dudes appear to be they only tumbled out of a cereal business from the ‘90s, however that really makes them sound cooler than they’re. Zitz, Pimple, and Porkrind (or no matter their names are) all have distinct personalities, however we couldn’t get an actual learn on their character traits as a result of each time they opened their mouths we involuntarily began screaming, “Shut up!” on the display.  

4

Delamain

Cyberpunk 2077

Delamain is a sophisticated A.I. system that runs a transportation service throughout Evening Metropolis. We’ve heard of slumming it, however that is one thing else. It is a extremely superior neural community, and it’s operating a taxi service. Speak about low objectives. We’re on the market attempting to convey down the largest company on planet Earth, and Delamain is like, “Please choose up my automobiles for me.” No thanks, dude. Additionally, Delamain may select to appear to be anybody, however its idealized type is a bald, pale poindexter. We don’t wish to insult Delamain to its face, however that face form of insults itself.

3

Roche

Closing Fantasy VII Remake

We’ll always remember our first interplay with Roche, irrespective of how arduous we strive. This renegade Soldier exhibits up throughout a motorbike race by Midgar, and it was instantly clear that this freak is obsessive about pace, bikes, and making others really feel uncomfortable with each single physique motion. Unusually, we don’t keep in mind Roche being this annoying within the authentic recreation. Oh wait, that’s as a result of when the unique Closing Fantasy VII was launched again in 1997, the expertise didn’t exist to create such a larger-than-life clowndog.

2

Paimon

Genshin Affect

Paimon is the Nice Gazoo of 2020. She’s small, she will be able to hover just a few toes off the bottom, and the whole lot she says is engineered to bother the crap out of you. Paimon is extremely bubbly and upbeat, however she’s so sickeningly candy that we expect she gave us cavities. Your character really meets Paimon earlier than the sport begins, while you fish her out of a lake, and Paimon says she would’ve drowned if not for you. However, guess what? Fish ought to be tossed again in the event that they’re too small. Hey, that provides us an thought: Let’s lock Paimon in a closet.

1

Ichiban Kasuga

Yakuza: Like a Dragon

Simply since you’re a dork, it doesn’t imply you’re not lovable. Ichiban is without doubt one of the loveliest characters of the yr. He’s acquired a complete coronary heart of gold, and he sees the world and its issues with an nearly childlike surprise. That additionally offers him a robust conscience, which we admire. Ichiban loves RPGs like Dragon Quest a lot that he sees life as one large journey the place he’s the hero – possibly spending almost twenty years in jail broken his mind. Even so, subsequent time somebody tries to offer you a swirly for being a dork, simply have a look at Ichiban and remind your self that it is okay to have a nasty hair day.

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