High 10 Dorks Of 2020

Most of the video games we performed this yr have been stuffed with nice tales and compelling characters. However we additionally noticed our fair proportion of goofy-looking, embarrassed chowderheads. Whether or not lovable or loath-able, listed here are a few of our favourite dorks of 2020.

10

Ares

Immortals Fenyx Rising

Eons in the past, Zeus imprisoned Typhon below a mountain. Naturally, when the monstrous large escaped, he had a bone to select with the Greek gods. As a joke, Typhon turned the deities into quite a lot of ineffective creatures, however the joke was on Typhon as a result of Ares was ineffective even earlier than he was remodeled right into a rooster. As a god, Ares was a prideful hothead who didn’t perceive his place within the pecking order. After you restore his essence, he shortly reverts to his previous methods. We most popular this birdbrain when he was an precise hen. At the least then he was solely a bottle of scorching sauce away from turning into Buffalo wings.

9

Dissentor

Fuser

Everybody in Harmonix’s musical mashup is a complete buffoon, so we thought it will be arduous to select only one standout loser. Then we met this conceited wealthy child with daddy points whose identify makes him sound like a 12th-generation Decepticon. Dissentor makes each different DJ in Fuser appear like Han Solo. Critically, this man is just like the antimatter of cool; if he simply bumped right into a leather-based jacket, they’d in all probability annihilate one another. Does Dissentor assume that masks is trendy, or is he simply making an attempt to cover from the disgrace he feels each time he seems within the mirror?

8

Gulliver

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Gulliver is a seagull who wakes up on the seashore at some point after what was possible a club-soda bender. Certain, he’s obtained a pun-tastic identify, however he principally coerces you into discovering the lacking elements of his damaged communicator so he can contact his “lacking” crew. Nevertheless, the additional you get into his story the extra it looks as if his crew would possibly probably not exist. Hey Gulliver, we’d be blissful to introduce you to some of our mates, however sadly, all of them reside in Canada. Sure, they’re actual! We simply don’t have any photographs … as a result of, uh … as a result of they’re invisible individuals.

7

Dusa

Hades

Certain, Dusa has a face that would make onions cry, however she’s nonetheless endearing. Because the maid for Home Hades, this disembodied Gorgon’s head retains all the things clear. Dusa stands head and shoulders above Home Hades’ whole workers. She has a barely annoying, high-pitched voice and an inclination to bolt each time you’re taking a step towards her, however these qualities solely make us need to get to know her higher. We have now so many questions. For instance, what does she feed her hair? Reside rodents? We’d like to ask her, however for somebody with out toes, she positive runs quick.

6

Kenji

Ghost of Tsushima

Kenji is such a multitude he is like a strolling blooper reel. Each time Jin encounters Kenji, he finally ends up pulling Kenji out of the primary he greater than possible lit himself. Whether or not it is smuggling sake previous Mongol invaders, promoting faux provides to raiding events, or stealing the belongings of the nation’s fiercest ronin warriors, Kenji is all the time scheming up the fallacious tree. Possibly you’ve heard of face blindness? Properly, Kenji has bad-idea blindness. If a plan sounds prefer it’s going to fail, that’s in all probability as a result of it’s popping out of Kenji’s mouth.

5

The Battletoads

Battletoads

Each character from the Battletoads revival is a complete dork; it’s arduous to select only one … so we gained’t. These two (or have been there three of them?) rad dudes appear like they only tumbled out of a cereal industrial from the ‘90s, however that really makes them sound cooler than they’re. Zitz, Pimple, and Porkrind (or no matter their names are) all have distinct personalities, however we couldn’t get an actual learn on their character traits as a result of each time they opened their mouths we involuntarily began screaming, “Shut up!” on the display.  

4

Delamain

Cyberpunk 2077

Delamain is a complicated A.I. system that runs a transportation service throughout Evening Metropolis. We’ve heard of slumming it, however that is one thing else. This can be a extremely superior neural community, and it’s operating a taxi service. Speak about low objectives. We’re on the market making an attempt to convey down the largest company on planet Earth, and Delamain is like, “Please choose up my vehicles for me.” No thanks, dude. Additionally, Delamain might select to appear like anybody, however its idealized kind is a bald, pale poindexter. We don’t need to insult Delamain to its face, however that face form of insults itself.

3

Roche

Remaining Fantasy VII Remake

We’ll always remember our first interplay with Roche, regardless of how arduous we strive. This renegade Soldier exhibits up throughout a bike race by Midgar, and it was instantly clear that this freak is obsessive about pace, bikes, and making others really feel uncomfortable with each single physique motion. Unusually, we don’t keep in mind Roche being this annoying within the authentic recreation. Oh wait, that’s as a result of when the unique Remaining Fantasy VII was launched again in 1997, the expertise didn’t exist to create such a larger-than-life clowndog.

2

Paimon

Genshin Affect

Paimon is the Nice Gazoo of 2020. She’s small, she will hover only some toes off the bottom, and all the things she says is engineered to harass the crap out of you. Paimon is extremely bubbly and upbeat, however she’s so sickeningly candy that we predict she gave us cavities. Your character really meets Paimon earlier than the sport begins, if you fish her out of a lake, and Paimon says she would’ve drowned if not for you. However, guess what? Fish must be tossed again in the event that they’re too small. Hey, that offers us an thought: Let’s lock Paimon in a closet.

1

Ichiban Kasuga

Yakuza: Like a Dragon

Simply since you’re a dork, it doesn’t imply you’re not lovable. Ichiban is likely one of the most adorable characters of the yr. He’s obtained a complete coronary heart of gold, and he sees the world and its issues with an virtually childlike marvel. That additionally offers him a powerful moral sense, which we admire. Ichiban loves RPGs like Dragon Quest a lot that he sees life as one huge journey the place he’s the hero – perhaps spending practically twenty years in jail broken his mind. Even so, subsequent time somebody tries to offer you a swirly for being a dork, simply have a look at Ichiban and remind your self that it is okay to have a foul hair day.

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